Disturbed couldn’t hold Tool’s proverbial jockstrap.

I’m glad that Sandra Bullock was at the wheel.

If by automatically, you mean the thermos of coffee flying around the cab bouncing off the hazard switch randomly, then yes, automatically.

Keep engineering cars to combat stupid, you’re just engineering the next level of stupid.

The shifter in a lot of these cars are not straight forward and can be confusing. I only have limited experience based on test drives, but the Jeep and Mercedes selectors are not intuitive. Not saying they would be confusing with regular use, but they are definitely not intuitive.

I’ll see your Vicarious and raise you “Perfect Sync,” the hidden track from 10,000 Days. 

Appropriate

A magnificent beast, caught in the wild!

Challenge Accepted.

I’m with everyone else - this selling-a-car-on-fire thing needs more meat on the bone.

It is definitely obnoxious....and I would order my Benz wagon with one. :D

Is that a factory publicity shot from back in the day? Two-tone paint, full moldings, high-series chrome bumpers with trim, but no wheel upgrade. And is that a red interior? Remember when cars came a la carte? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Rest assured, TheHondaBro, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with Audi far more cruelly than we ever could have.

Ah yes, Audi and their famously robust electrics. Are they saying I should drive an Audi through that much water? Will they reimburse me if I destroy the engine and fry the ECU?

It sounds... fine. But only fine. Here’s the old one with a Magnaflow.

Relevant:

“Accord for sale, just needs AC refilled”