Oh boy, Country Classic cars... they take the good, they take the bad, they mark them up and there you have a CRACK-A PIPE.

Zack Morris always gets a star.

It’s almost like they’re in business to make money rather than in business for another reason that has never existed in the history of businesses larger than your buddies craft beer mug shop.

Blackout trim = Sporty.

I was on press trips almost all of Dec and Jan and I have a VERY long list of things to write about. I’m sorry. I’ll try more harder.

It’s going to America.

I’m not easily impressed. I’m impressed.

It will have to.

Comfort is Russian.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

I don’t hate it.

Shhhhhhh. It’s a Ford Contour.

nice to know your so nice and open minded. this car has value above free...just cuz you don’t like it doesn’t mean its not worth its asking price to someone else

“Comes with parts cars. No dreamers or propeller-kickers.”

“Ran when parked. Musty smell from spilled water bottle. Low miles. Serious offers only.”