Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

Are we supposed to be outraged that this woman is exploiting herself, or outraged that Twitch isn’t letting her exploit herself? I always visit Kotaku so you guys can tell me who I’m supposed to be outraged at.

Yessss. The Arkham games can go shove their Riddler trophies up Martha Wayne’s dead ass. And you’re gonna lock an ending behind shit? Pfffft.

MMO’s. I just don’t have the time.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

I really wish that claims such as this one could be settled by a democratic poll, or something. “Do you feel confused as to whether Fox was involved with this streamer in any way? [Yes/No/I’m confused]”

“They should never make starters so feminine looking with that gender ratio.”

Haters gonna hate. I’m loving the new starter designs, and I think it’s awesome that we’re finally getting a more “feminine” Pokemon starter design, since as a water starter they’ve always end up as burly masculine Pokemon.

So Brionne is more dainty than sassy. I like it.

bah male or female its just adorable.

Pokenerds upset about something that isn’t manly enough. lol forever.

The bigger problem is the fact that people see “being banned from an internet thingie” as a greater and more serious infliction of emotional trauma than telling someone that you are going to commit--or at least seriously wish--great physical harm upon them.

Priorities!

Kotaku usually does a good job leaving politics out

Wow, I read that sentence wrong and assumed the ridiculous name was the online handle of the person who uploaded the side by side video(I did not look at the actual video yet). Seriously, It sounds like a teen trying to come up with a good name for the French Vampire they are are larping.

They even called their King “Regis”. But then Final Fantasy games have been known to opt for names like Cloud, Lightning, Snow, Hope, Fang, etc so if anything this is actually a step UP for them. Still pretty clear to see why Western games have long since overtaken Japanese though. Most of us genuinely want to…

As soon as someone mentions “ephebophilia” I know I can safely disregard anything else that comes out of their mouth.

Uhhhh. So they’ll have to go get a job? Yeah.

Track: Across 110th Street | Artist: Bobby Womack | Album: Across 110th Street