Hmm. I find a ladle works just fine.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

Please mention that if people are applying lime juice to their skin it should only be done if they are inside for the day. Direct sunlight on lime juice causes severe burning and blistering of the skin which may require an ER visit. I won’t post gross pics but feel free to Google!