"Chicago enjoy hating yourself for even considering watching this movie (such is the masochistic Cubs fans you are) and for free!"

But enough about Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.

What really bothers me about this movie (from the trailers mind you) is that they made Lex Luthor into a clown, full of camp and general silliness that's been compounded with Jesse Eisenberg's strange voice shenanigans. Wrong-headed characterization, antithetical to the Lex Luthor of the comics, who is egotistical and…

And I just got a "Gentlemen's D" by looking at that photo and imagining them making out.

More like Batman vs Super Blue Balls: Dawn of Audience Indignation amirite.

I'm always in the need of more Judio-Claudian reading material so this is right up my alley. I'll be checking it out shortly. A-thank-you.

Or it's comic speak for um.. 69?

Take a shot every time Batman and Superman make out.*

I'm currently reading I, Claudius by Robert Graves for the second time. Reductive misogyny and questionable research for historical fiction aside, it's still a fascinating read into the mindset of the early Roman Empire in the 1st century.

My "back from California Vacay into the harsh cold reality of the upper midwest" shuffle list.
"Hail Bop" - Django Django
"Just to Put Me Down" - Mac Demarco
"Broke" - Kye Kye
"Dark Matter" - Andrew Belle
"Friends With Enemies" - Atlas Genius
"More Than Real" - Junior Boys
"Herzog" - Clark
"Council Bluffs" - Work Drugs
"Alien…

"Roller" - Quilt
"Colours" - Hot Chip
"Incarnate Devil" - DIIV
"Sugar Splash" - Delicate Steve
"Soporific" - The Boat People
"Dots on Maps" - Say Hi
"Isolate" - Snakadaktal
"Belgian Blues" - Big Scary
"Homeward Found" - #1 Dads
"Shaker" - Cosmonauts
"Outside is the Right Side" - Pond
"Edge of Time" - Midnight Resistance
"Nobody…

You bastard.
I'm just gonna pretend that I'm not even replying to a sentient talking sandwich, and I'm going to imagine that I'm replying to Phantom Heisenberg and call it Even Steven.
"Grow Your Soul Away" - Mock Orange
"Bayonne" - Little Comets
"Oeste" - Resplandor
"On Delay" - Animal Collective (LOVE THE NEW ALBUM)
"Famil…

♫Hey, come on try a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than
In the middle
But me & Barbarella
We put it all together
We can milk it home
With one boob♫

Coincidentally, 1996 Dana also has One Headlight.

Beliebers are so 2010. It's all about the crazed 5 Seconds of Summer-er fans now.

It's Young Indiana Jones all over again. But this time it's hormones, aliens, and dated nostalgia-laden references that dance about the page like turgid missives from a rogue Microsoft Word virus. GIVE THIS AUTHOR A PULITZER ALREADY. THIS IS GOLD, BABY.

Cursed Videptapes: Not Even Once

They saw Kanye West's tweets and recoiled in horror.

Caption: "MAAAAAAAA THE MEATLOAF." *kills everyone*

You're very welcome. I've been on a huge shoegaze kick lately and have been doing exhaustive searches via Apple Music for lesser known bands and that's where I came across Pia Fraus. And I'm so glad I did. Also agreed on all counts about White Denim.