As a Phillies fan, should you be talking shit about teams playing ugly baseball?

Soon we’ll hear that Randle “was powerfully passionate about representing his country,” but might have left his oven on and really should go check on it.

Shit-- a 9 year old could hit more free throws.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

I always enjoyed Webber when he would fill in on Inside the NBA, meshed well with that group. But he really played down to the competition during Players Only broadcasts.

Meanwhile AM590 the Fan in Toronto, which STILL has a 30 minute segment on every show throughout the day about Leonard has yet to realise that NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT LEONARD ANYMORE, are all about how :( sad :( it was to see him so happy elsewhere and that :( no one wants to be in Toronto :(

If ever there were a dude who had his sweat glands disabled through advanced medicine, it'd be him.

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

Glad the little girl is okay, maybe a lesson learned. Mom and Dad need to be kicked in the ass...hard...multiple times.

You can take Florida Man out of Florida...

No, this is why we need to preserve the right to bear-arms in the national park systems. If you get too close to a bear, a bear that has bear-arms, and that bear eats you, it’s your own fucking fault. 

Introducing bears would just exacerbate the problem.

Nah dude, it’s a major party foul to interrupt a Darwin Award attempt by shooting the participant before they can complete the challenge.

I could watch kids get thrown by bisons all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

Change it now... you still have the power

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Growing up in southwest Montana, it always amazed me how close these morons would get to bison in Yellowstone (or hell, even bears in Yellowstone or Glacier). Unless you’ve seen one up close (which is terrifying, even in a car), it’s just tough to grasp how big a 3,000 pound bull is. And these puds treat everything…

Sick flip tho

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

Even in Yellowstone, Florida people gonna Florida...