I’m grieving. Every year I can count on a picture of a crying kid in the Daily News when the Mets are officially eliminated. Now they might win the World Series, and more power to them, but I’ve grown accoustomed to seeing that kid. It’s like the Oscars ditching the In Memoriam segment. Sure, you aren’t rooting for…

Richard Sherman and Michael Bennett agree: race was a factor in this accident.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

People may chuckle, but a collapsed Colon is no laughing matter.

On the bright side, the little girl was already good at riding without hands.

What is Deadspin’s position on a carbon tax?

haha nerd

My second gray whining of all time...how is it that dude gets in the shiny black and white, and I’m always drowning in the grays?!?

I’d argue that this is more a case of what inevitably happens when 18 year dudes have access to some money and zero adult oversight. I don’t really see the difference between Louisville basketball recruits and Indiana frat recruits, other than a more even girl:guy ratio.

Holy shit, this is the dumbest response I’ve ever received. Holy fucking shit.

Just saw this yesterday

Anybody who is even a little surprised by that has no understanding of what it means to be a madam. It’s like coaching your kid’s team. You can’t play favorites. You just prostitute her out for whatever the other girls are making.

We should be focusing on the most important part of this story: McGee. Congrats to Rick Pitino for graduating one of his players, you don’t see that in Lexington.

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

I’ll posit a theory on this one. Mr. Henson must have been wearing a North Carolina Tarheels hoodie and these particular Wisconsinites happened to be rabid Badger fans who were not quick to forget UW’s loss to the Tarheels in the 2005 Elite 8. That’s why they didn’t let him in.

Rings are earned John, not bought.

#CHUCKWRONG