"I was surprised that MLB has never had a single seven-footer, given that it would be pretty advantageous for pitching and wouldn't come with any real mobility downsides."

Carson sucked.

Playing real fast and loose with those numbers and logic.

Exactly. It's crazy to say but this might be a great deal for both sides. If Cabrera puts up 40+ WAR during the contract it's win win.

Also it's only one guy who represents that 100%.

This is impossibly stupid.

Pulling up a seat and getting some popcorn. Watching III_mac eviscerating Marchman in his own house.

Absolutely...if you fire a gun parallel to the ground and drop a bullet simultaneously they will hit the ground at the same time.

Any scientist or statistician will tell you that IS a big enough sample.

Stick to commenting on deadspin and leave probability to people who understand it better.

It's not 100% accurate doofus

Yay, another pun. The lowest form of humor.

Just because someone likes something that you don't doesn't make them the "lowest common denominator"

That's not irony at all

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Eliminate the forward pass too! We'll fix this game yet!

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That tryout didn't "work out" because he was terrible.

You didn't have psychic dreams, you're delusional.

He's not trolling. You are, indeed, insane if you think your dreams predict the future.