You joke about death metal cooking...

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

The aliens from TNG - Schisms. That was one of TNG’s darkest, creepiest episodes. This shoddy trailer does not do it justice at all, but it’s the best one I could find. The line about Riker’s arm being severed and reattached scared the crap out of me when I was a kid!

MAKE AMERICA GO AGAIN! #maga

Holy shit, barca’s defending was Arsenalriffic

I mean, I know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but why you gotta be so mean about it?

Suarez wasn’t gonna let that free kick hit him in the face. How would he be able to bite his opponents afterwards?

His hands are too small to grasp that many straws

I like this one, too.

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

Does it come in white?

He was only off by two feet.

Playing sports isn’t “supposed” to teach anything except how to score points while preventing your opponent from doing the same. Any morality issues we’ve attached to the game are on us.

“things are clearly percolating”

Dude, I am not arguing with the science of climate change. The faster everyone can get on board with this the better. Joe Schmo pickup truck driving coal worker could give two shits about your peer reviewed science. You (we!) need to convince those people that making positive efforts to curb emissions is in their…

The 1860 platform never refers to eliminating slavery in states where it exists. It only refers to upholding the right of the federal government to prohibit slavery in territories. Even in 1862, Lincoln wrote Horace Greeley, “If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by…