You are a stable genius.

I feel bad for you not having to experience a tubi exhaust, or really any open’d up V8. POWWWWAAAAAA

You’re right. We should only cover things that we fully endorse. We will never cover dumb things ever again. If we pretend they don’t exist, they will go away.

Reminded me of this classic pic

What you’re telling me is that I can start renting large empty rooms to auto mechanics. 

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

While funding other terrorist groups and committing human rights violations every day. It’s ok, the UN will write them a stringent letter, but not too harsh because we need their oil. 

It can charge overnight by easily being hooked up to Lucid Motors’ series of 12 gas-powered portable generators.

Offer a cheaper Tesla than Tesla, kill off the competition, then quit EVs.

No, what’s chilling is that that money is also funding terrorism throughout the world. Yet it’s ok on here as long as a competitor to Tesla has good news.

“Free Speech.... No! Not that speech!”

I am not the right person to ask....

Hi Tom, I have no money but there’s a CLS55 AMG at a buy here pay here lot for $12k. It has mismatched rims but I can get replacements next year when I get my tax refund. How stupid is this decision?

Counterpoint: the Miata just got a nice horsepower bump, and it sounds like it wasn’t ruined. Also, the sky isn’t falling.

Thanks, Tom.  Yours is among the best content on Jalopnik.

How much money does he really have? If the majority of his wealth is in Amazon stock, then he can’t cash it in without also destroying the value. Yeah, Bezos is rich by any measure, but the story acts like he has billions on hand, which isn’t the same thing.

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

I don’t condone greed, but I also am not one who thinks it’s my job to tell Jeff Bezos what to do with his money.