Yup, and rude. Cover that shit up.

That should make them happy, since you'll be blasting your sonic boom sneezes from jail while they hold a nice quiet steak against their eye.

I'm not against loud sneezes, but there really is no need to make excess noise when you sneeze. My cousin always sounds like he's trying to annoy me by practically screaming when he sneezes, and then makes a high-pitched trailing "oooooo" noise afterwards. UNNECESSARY.

Best word of advice, at least to the loudest sneezers I've experienced, is that you don't need to engage your freaking vocal cords. The reflex action itself can be pretty loud, let alone coupled with a shouted, "ACHOO!"

I can't wait till I sneeze again to try this out.

I need to send this article to my boss - the windows shatter when he sneezes. He is partially deaf so he probably doesn't realise.