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If you had to nominate one member of the Deadspin staff to run for POTUS, who would it be and why?

Well you do comment on Deadspin. Not sure how safe it was.

After the whole flag thing, it looks like Bo and Luke Duke have found a new career path.

If only he would have thrown cinder blocks at himself the first time, instead of threatening to shoot someone. This seems much more effective.

He could buy a lot of laptops with all that cash.

I’ve had a cracked laptop screen for the past 6 months because I don’t the warranty people to find my collection of scat porn. I feel you.

All deadspin jabs aside, I wish the best for Josh. I hope that the support structure in Texas allows him to be the happy, and most importantly healthy, Hamilton that we saw several years ago.