NFL teams get an insane amount of corporate welfare and the dirty little secret is that NFL games aren't even that fun to attend.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

To be fair, I think a dog has every right to root against Michael Vick.

If any team deserves a mascot who actively hates the organization that employs him, it's the Sixers.

"In this world nothing can said to be certain, except death, taxes, and Red Sox vs. Yankees on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball" – Benjamin Franklin

BEACH MODE

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

Perhaps their financial peril will come back around full circle...

It's a good name for a baseball player, but it'd be a *great* name for a softball player.

Leave Bernie Kosar out of this.

What the hell are you talking about? One of the greatest female dancers in history was white:

This may be useful for out-of-towners, but I don't need to read a map to know that New York basketball is history.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

man theres a lot as a former college athlete i take issue with some of these points

At about 1:27 a.m., Allenby was helped into a cab by a homeless woman named Charade Keane.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

And with the removal of Kobe, the Lakers have performed a mastectomy of their own.

Similarly, don't interview Brett Favre while waiting in the It's A Small World line.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.