I must be nuts because I don't see a stomach bug every now and then as a terrible thing. Mention vomiting or shiting and nobody wants further details, legit excuse to call into work and stretch it an extra day when you're feeling better, plus you lose like 5 pounds

For White Sox, that was Hahn's intention, they were old and expensive, he shed payroll, watch every agent for basically every name free agent leak "White Sox" are interested. As a fan I can't rag on Kenny Williams totally, he won them a damn WS, but he also loved old ass expensive veterans.

He hangs out at his restaurants all the time (in Chicago and in Oak Brook). The above story about the waitress at his restaurant is his M.O. Have heard easily 10-15 similar stories from women who have worked at his places.

Carolla has spent years and a lot of his own money to build what he has now (including an undisclosed amount to settle a lawsuit against his former friend and, depending on what side you believe, friend or partner, as well as he's still in the hole for fighting patent trolls). Obviously Kimmel and Simmons bring name…

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