This is a correct statement

This is the Kinja that keeps on giving. 

But if you do it while on the phone, then anything is possible

You should get that looked at.

Seems like the insurance business is doing just fine.

You didn’t open the link, did you? That picture is the most surprising thing I’ve seen since November 8, 2016.

This joke took me a while to wrap my head around.

And I love The Blacks, except for that Don Lemon guy, and any other The Blacks that don’t like me.

The only people who don’t hear that in Seinfeld’s voice are hipsters.

It’s because everyone flew in on gold plated helicopters, duh!

And Wu-Tang is for the babies

Is her sponsor..... OH Gumout. Got it.

Please don’t tell me Mike is going to become a country music star

You refer to the defense attorneys as citing to the Mass Ct. App. case and then, in the next paragraph, that Hernandez’s attorneys distinguish the case. I assume it is the prosecution that cites the case.

AOTC and ROTS.... this is masterclass in trolling.

Yeah, not that you are necessarily soliciting advice on this, but we did something similar. We had our daughter come to the room while her brother was in the nursery and then had the nurse bring the newborn to the room.

Yeah, I thought the ant analogy was that the alien would be like a human on a highway going by an ant pile. We don’t give a shit. It’s not that we don’t know they exist, we just don’t give a shit.

God, moving to Vegas does sound sad as hell.

Being a Knicks fan must be tough.

Donald, is that you?