Saw a fellow commuter take a folding lawn chair to the body once, and we had no idea where it came from.

I know it’s as awful but I actually Lolled at that.

Does fucking everything have to come with a premium subscription model? I’m sorry but I don’t need to subscribe to a premium car charger for x dollars per month. I can find my own car in the parking lot, I’ll replace my battery when it dies, and I can look at the speedometer when I have to record my miles.

Does fucking everything have to come with a premium subscription model? I’m sorry but I don’t need to subscribe to a…

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

Oh, memories...why must you do this. Can’t wait for GT Sport! It’s been a long minute since I’ve played some GT.

Funny you mention that. I actually took her out in the car after it was finished, went on a long drive out in the country, and asked her to marry me. The car is probably going to stick around for a while.

“11 picks? That’s nothing. Hold my smokes.”

Proofreading budget was recently cut to pay for the wall.

I must have misread that. Are you implying her wishes have some sort of bearing on the matter?

I love a good chicken pot pie, especially when the chicken is antibiotic-free and the pot is locally grown.

I honestly had no idea it took this long to caramelize onions. Next time my wife is barefoot in the kitchen caramelizing me some onions I’ll ask her how long it takes her to make my sandwich.

I know it’s not a popular opinion around here, but I still enjoy the 11:00 pm SportsCenter (and SVP, of course). However, the SportsCenter AM thing is atrocious and unwatchable. I want game highlights, analysis and interviews, along with the occasional human interest story (please no more dog stories, I cry every…

Years ago before the internet my local cable company had an “international” channel that would broadcast Italian Serie A soccer games. For a few amazing weeks, the Italian announcers went on strike (lol) and so there was nothing but crowd noises. It was eye (ear?)-opening. Since then I have wished for the ability to…

I’m a dedicated Jaloper, so take this at face value and not a slander across all of Jalopnik, but could you point me to any truly negative review any of you have done on a “sponsored” review? I am in no way equating what JetSmarter is doing to manufacturers sponsoring journalists on their “vacations” (kidding, just…

The winner might be the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen

The winner might be the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen

I didn’t expect people on this site to have any fashion sense, but man did the “Your favourite jeans” article disappoint. Why do americans not know how to dress themselves....

I didn’t expect people on this site to have any fashion sense, but man did the “Your favourite jeans” article…

Only thing sweet about that butt ugly rubber ducky was the superbowl ad.

Florida Man destroys country while sipping wine at Mar A Lago.

Somewhere I want to teach.

Except a GTI wouldn’t qualify for my GM employee discount. It also has 4 inches less rear legroom than the Equinox, which does make a big difference with car seats. Also, I can tell you from experience that getting a small child in and out of a higher vehicle is much easier on the back.