Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I’ll tell you, it wasn’t with his thumb that he figured it out. lol

I had a 2003 Chevy Cavalier with a manual transmission. It had a little yellow LED in the gauge cluster that lit when you were supposed to shift for optimal fuel economy, according to the manual. It actually was a really good indicator when at partial throttle.

Antoine Walker

Shame Nissan can’t bring anything cool to the table. Aging Z, no SE-R of notable performance, GTR that is amazing. Made the Pathfinder boring, dumped the Xterra. I get it, but even Toyota has a 4Runner.

Seriously. I’m like “an inch an hour? Here in Chiraq, that’s a light shower”

So lets decouple public school funding from local taxes (white republicans rich people viciously oppose this because they love their overly funded local schools) and ensure public school funds are distributed evenly state wide.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

I stand (it’s more of a hover) and wad. Standing gives more room to get that wipe going. Sitting and I feel like I’m a cough away from my hand dipping into the poo water.

I’d like to point out the miracle that is the box of baby wipes that sits on the back of my and many other dad’s toilets for cleaning up their toddler’s ass. I discovered them one day after noticing I was out of toilet paper post dump, and thought why not? Oh, the smooth cool relief, especially if you have chili or…

I lost a bedliner out the back of a stake body delivery truck and had to walk down an embankment to retrieve the thing. Of course, it was for a long bed, so it was huge. Dragging it wasn’t working, so I picked it up over my head and as I was almost at the top, the wind caught it and I went hang gliding to the bottom…

You have no idea how badly I wanted to see one of these features on ‘The Grand Tour’. ‘A Celebrity in a Celebrity’ would have been the perfect replacement for ‘Star in a Reasonably Priced Car’

CAR OF THE YEAR:

Counterpoint for sedan of the year: Mercedes AMG Hammer 6.0

No Chevy Celebrity Eurosport?! THIS LIST IS A SHAM.

Tough actin' for shaqtin'

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."