Exactly. We didn’t fight wars over spice routes and pepper and shit because unadorned mush is soooo fabulous.

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

I really wish our country had the sense to do something like this. But I know even comparing us to Germany to explain how it could work, would start with the “socialist! communist! nazi!” rhetoric.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.