Isn’t this just a standard stability control system? Using the brakes to manage wheel slip and handling characteristics is hardly a novel concept.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

But is she a real person, not an actor?

Who designs the ignition switches?

He didn’t punt him. He didn’t tag him. He rubbed him. And rubbin’, Stef, is racing.

I negotiated my contract to be payable in candy. I regret nothing.

Give it a more square roofline and a 36gallon tank from the F150 and I’d buy it.

Its sad that in this day and age, when your canidate loses the election, people cry about it and, consider it the end of the world. Even more shocking, people who oppose your political views think it is perfectly ok to to be either beat some sense into you or, send you a nasty message. Is it asking too much for us to…

Nah, they call her the top tech something in the trailer. She’s got a chip in his head or something like that. And the only thing that can block the signal is the points off a ‘69 F-100.

Don’t forget the asshole grandma who has to jump in acid to save others and redeem her role in the movie

did you just disagree with yourself over the COTD?

Hmm. Given the looks, I will vote CP.

Oh for God’s sake, you’re not moving to Canada.

Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

That’s how I pass in Forza.

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.

Not Bees. It would not have been a proper ‘Stang crash had he not knocked down at least one bystander. Its just protocol at this point.

In 2116, squids are actual cephalopods riding motorcycles.

Damn, in 100 years white girls STILL have no ass?

Jason - seeing as this article is a few hours old, you probably won't see this, let alone respond to it, but I'm writing it anyway.