Tony “killed a guy with his car at a dirt track” Stewart is ready for things to move on and get back to normal? Lol color me shocked

The wheelchair in the bed has me wondering if the Toyota is modified for accessibility.  It wouldn’t excuse anything, but it adds potential answers to “what went wrong?”

Pretty sure on any even moderately optioned 1/2 ton these days the tailgate lock is also power actuated and locks when you lock the truck.

He seriously put duct tape all over his $60K+ truck because he was afraid someone might mess with the tailgate? Why even bother then? I mean... the duct tape would damage the paint.

why don’t they just make the whole truck out of tailgate?

Truck buyers hate anything that isn't straight.

No Jeep Peej? I think that sounds appropriately childish...

This is no dice on every level. It leaks, shit is broken, no mileage listed, it’s old. And I wouldn’t consider the engine swap exactly an upgrade over the stock 3.8 minivan engine this thing left the factory with. I’ll keep saving for a Bronco.

I’ve never quite understood the idea of taking a road trip just to get to a place.  If you’re actually taking time to stop and explore different things along the way, that’s an experience worth having.  But driving A-B as quickly as possible when the distance is anything over a few hundred miles never made sense to…

Not so much a road trip tip, but Canada boarder crossing tip. They know you’re coming from Texas, so make sure to bring a firearm. If you don’t surrender one at the crossing they assume you’re hiding it, and it takes hours to search a car properly.

Audi isn’t getting invited to the next “independent” test, I’ll bet.

“Replace the injector in his driveway,” you got a star for that.  Don’t even say a word, just shove it in.  It takes what, two tools?

2016 Cadillac ELR. They already look like a spaceship on the inside and out. Plus they’re so rare, you’ll rarely see another. They are also a plug-in hybrid that gets great gas mileage and uses commonplace Chevy Volt parts, if it needs repaired. While it looks futuristic, the running gear is pretty common and well…

“Starbucks Raises Price of Grande Drip to $1250.00... Blames Transport Costs From The Bezos Slave Coffee Plantations on Mars”

That model was within $1k of a Veloster N with the Performance Pack. And if you don’t need the 5 doors of the GT, I’d advocate getting the N, its a better car.

Fucking *brutal*. I like it.

being poor is expensive

In the case of AMG Mercs it’s T(hi)urd owner that’s who, because the things are worth 15 nickels. I think this is the same jabroni from the speed bump video.

So much misinformation to unpack here. Pulling out my soapbox...