I need a pop-up secret ninja face.

@CaptainKirk: True. I wasn't thinking about those. I was thinking about the little oscillating weight nail driver things...

I agree with almost everything already commented, and I shall add: the HAMMER.

*runs off to gmail to check out Whitson's inbox*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

@GHDave: You know, I think my parents had one of these, but I simply can't justify having another item in my kitchen that has a single function. I have a canopener. That's probably the only unitasker I own. My kitchen's just too small for something like that.

You know, I didn't realize that squeezing your orbicularis oculi (OO) muscles was that uncommon an ability. (The wikipedia article on the Duchenne Smile says it is uncommon, anyway. I didn't check its source yet.) I've been able to do that since mid high-school.

Hey, Adam, thanks for including references!

@Whitson Gordon: See, this is why I read all of the comments before posting my own input!

@BlueLightBandit: I'm all for family time. And I'd never shine my shoes during, say, family game night, or when we're all sitting around reading "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe" together. But how long do you sit in front of the television at night?

I'm not on Chrome right now, (I'm at work. Don't worry, I'm a teacher, and school's been dismissed,) but doesn't Chrome give you the opportunity to choose only to display secure items?

I agree with the sentiment of the article, but I say don't even call it a loan. My favorite quote from "The West Wing" came from an episode where Mexico was suffering a financial crisis, and the Deputy Chief of Staff said to his assistant,

See, when I first read "babycare", my mind went to hiring a sitter.

What an elegant design and setup. Somehow that feels more relaxing and inviting than a white-on-white. It just draws you in and says, "You can get your work done here." White on white minimalism seems to stress me out.

#corrections

@JesusDeSaad: I guess at that point you have to figure out why they're bringing it up. So after you "screw the argument" and let the verbal blow hit you...

@veronykah: That's where I learned it. Ex-wife wouldn't go with me, so I went on my own. Learned a lot that helped. Wasn't enough...

@PrairieMoon: Wow. I don't infer any of that from relationship. To me it just speaks of a level of interaction. I have relationships with coworkers, relationships with family members, and relationships with friends. How do you refer to your connection to those with whom you interact?

Try to remember that almost all arguments are about someone's feelings. Arguing about not having taken out the trash, for example? I bet both parties are feeling unappreciated at some level.

@trashcanpatrol: Seems like a search algorithm could've made that a bit easier for you.