I’m fairly certain I’ve seen your Disco around St. Louis somewhere. Love what you’ve done to it!

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A million times this. By all means offer the mall-crawler wheels for the tasteless masses, but please for the love of god, at least give us the option of fitting real wheels and tires.

Police have released a sketch of the culprit.

This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

Damn it. Now I have to spend the rest of the afternoon looking at Defender classifieds.

We are all the Dodge Neon carving a mountain road. Sure, we might briefly fool ourselves into believing we’re a fast Corvette, a rugged Wrangler, or a composed 5-series; but each of us is really a round-eyed, bulbous lump of aluminum being hurtled down the mountain road of space and time by a joyless inline-4 and a…

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

A perfect porterhouse is the holy grail of the steak world, so they can be pretty expensive.

The slow traffic actually drives in the right lane where you live? Luck you.

yeah - I’m smelling a little sandbagging on the output of the R. Or, maybe the VW engineers came up with a device that lays on another couple pounds of boost when it detects a Focus RS in the lane next to it....

Alarming, but not the least bit surprising.

Crashing into low-ass bridge can sometimes be the shits.

uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

Are you a poor? Your staff has to sit somewhere and wing seats are still illegal.

Henceforth, leaving cars and coffee events in such a demure fashion will be referred to as doing a “DeMuro”.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Seeing that spray painted on the side of a VW would have been confusing