Don’t be silly, that would be way too loud.

Uncle larry needs to get with the times. Optima batteries have been made in Mexico for nearly a decade and the quality is shit. Tire shine and similar products are mainly water based causing no damage to rubber. Don’t use bosch plat+4 plugs only on engines that are very finicky with plugs

I got this! Next question, please.

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

It’s probably too late for the Olympics, but the great thing about running is that literally anybody can do it, and it costs almost no money.

A lot of people would probably advise you to just not by a fiat

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

I don’t think so, Star Trek Lando.

He’s OK, just a little tired.

Edited for accuracy.

A loooong, low whistle followed by chuckling and hand rubbing by the mechanic under the car.

An IQ detector ignition interlock. If we stop Stupid from driving in the first place, we can make the commuting world a much safer and happier place.

One for going fast.

Also maybe serial killers.

The CR-Z.

The tow rope snapped, and the Disco broke down on it’s own a few miles further down the road.

If I woke up tomorrow and I was a 16 year old about to get my license and had 25 grand for a first car, I’d want a late model Toyota Sienna. Think about it.

270 horsepower is enough to have fun with. You have seatbelts for eight people, meaning you can fit about thirty teenagers in it. And most importantly, you don’t…

Ban.

Thank you for your service Armchair General.

...I know that. Do I really have to specify which import law I’m referring to ?