I’ll wait for Haisley’s 10,000 word article explaining that the reason the Breakers failed was because the league doesn’t have relegation.

It’s not after-sex if your partner didn’t even get off lol

How about we let people play games however they want?

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

I guess I don’t get how you can play the “we’re doing real journalism” card when the NY Times busted the story wide-open with 5 sources in what, a few weeks since the Weinstein stuff broke? And you’ve supposedly had it for years?

Don’t see why the article needed to be written in the first place.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

Wave of the future, dude.

Yeah, well, I still jerk-off manually.

The transfer window is still open, of course, and Chelsea’s shock loss to Brighton in their season opener might wind up being a blessing in disguise if it allows Conte to convince the moneymen at the club to cough up the dough to bring in the necessary reinforcements.

You demand that people improve themselves continuously and go to the toughest jobs imaginable, and yet here you are year after year concocting word salads for a website that used to crowdsource funding for athlete dick pictures.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

fun fact!

Zecmo isn’t just one of the best Pokemon Go players. He’s also one of the best Towerfall players in the world:

You had me at “Spelunky creator”.

That headline...yikes.

Do it for Futaba!

JASON.

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