Funding’s the issue, methinks (if only I was the solution to THAT chestnut!) I feel like every time I step foot in Lane Bryant, they always say they ordered two 20-Long pants for the floor, but they always sell out first. Well geez guys, why do you think? And how do you think a long- or short- line of tops would do?…

I really wish I could celebrate the expansion of plus size offerings without feeling bitterly disappointed. While me ten years ago would have loved this line, me now just wants sleek workwear that comes in Plus Size TALL, not just Plus Size. So it’s nice that they’re expanding the market with more styles, but I think…

NO THANKS WE’RE GOOD. Have a seat, Caitlyn.

I also agree with that, and I never feel the need to rush to any Kardashian’s offense, but come on. That looked like a foundation smudge from a beautyblendr to me. I mean, I have bad eyes, and I also am a messy mess with my beautyblender, but my table may or may not have smudges all over like that...

Right? That struck me first, like, shit that girl can get some vertical inches. Second was, “I gotta work harder at spin class so I too can have quads like that one day.”

There’s so little fabric there, I imagine it’s easy to move to the side? But still, that’s nasty.

I did when I saw OJ/Cuba, but holy shit Marcia Clark. Why didn’t they cast Sarah Paulson as Donatella? Paulson is a fucking shapeshifter.

I live/work in Vegas and EDC was this past weekend. I had the privilege of seeing many young men and women leaving for/coming back from the festivities. So many outfits I just kind of looked at and thought, “How the hell did you last all night, in 100+-degree heat, without some fatal chafe or blisters on your hoo-ha…

Amen to that. People keep freaking out about retail closing but uh, hey. I can’t go in and try anything on that I want to, because the two size-18 shirts you order sell out on the first day, and you don’t carry ANY tall items.

I haven’t been in a Dress Barn since I was a mortified heavy 14-year-old. Please tell me they have standard pantsuits that would fit my heavy 27-year-old body? Like ones that AREN’T a peplum or have sequins or shit on them?

If I had infinite time and resources, I would spend at least a week of my time figuring out when Miss Mathers would be doing community service, and I would Snapchat-Troll the fuck out of her. What goes around, comes around.

I’ve been a serial yo-yo dieter for years and heavy my whole life (I know it’s bad for you) but I recently realized that this whole time, my issue has been quantity rather than quality. My portion sizes were out of control because I ate until I was full or the plate was clean; I spent 2+ hours at the gym trying to…

OH MY GOD! I knew I had seen him before but couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you so much for reminding me where.

Sure thing! And so sorry this happened - I hope they own up and you can get this resolved easily!

You Need a Budget is very very easy, but you have to be diligent about updating your expenses. It forces you to look at where your money is going as long as you’re honest with yourself (and don’t put ordering takeout expenses under your groceries budget or something similar and silly, which I definitely tried to do).…

My parents owned a movie theater when I was growing up - always ask and ask nicely and you can usually get it done! Unless you’re asking for the Dark Knight on opening night - not a fucking chance, pal.

I’d suggest going in in person to talk to the shop owner first rather than sending the email - tones over email can be very easily misread, and if you don’t want to burn that bridge to the shop, an email can make it very ambiguous as to what your attitude is toward the shop. You should follow up with an email after…

That guy in the second video. “WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?” Like he doesn’t have two browser tabs open on his phone right now with just that. C’mon man, no judgement.

Seriously, a-fucking-men. That woman’s body was none of her goddamn business, and yet she decided to become the unofficial body judge of the goddamn bathroom at a gym class.

No no no, she didn’t mean to bodyshame someone! She meant to make her friends laugh at that stupid person who dared go to a gym without a #bikinibody! It was toooooootes different, guyssss... /s