God, if I had those shoulders, I’d do it too.

All hail Khaleesi Michelle. We are not worthy.

And yet Joe Heck raised a son who decided to talk like Donald Trump does. https://www.buzzfeed.com/christophermassie/son-of-nevada-gop-senate-candidate-made-sexist-racist-commen?utm_term=.tsRPpQqbB#.xl6pB9GOr

I’m sorry, but Eloquii’s relaunch can suck a fat one. I loved Eloquii 1.0 - awesome pieces that LASTED. I had one dress that the ribbon unraveled on, but I wore that thing threadbare because it was so great for work. I was ecstatic when they came back just to throw lots of money at shit clothes that don’t survive one…

THANK. YOU. Or how about the plus-size unicorn, AKA TALL in women’s shirts or jackets? Got me covered on pants but all blazers look “fat gal in a little coat on me.” Please, for the love of god, I have a long torso AND a fat.

THANK YOU! This should be corrected, allowing the pictured hedgehog into the wild is very dangerous for the hedgehog and almost certainly means death.

Lonn Trost really stepped in it with his response, especially since there are probably valid reasons why they don’t condone the practice of print-at-home resale - the top one being that print-at-home tickets are super duper easy to duplicate and screw people out of their money on Craigslist. At the venues I’ve worked…

I used to work in an arena, so I can confidently say that the first photo is most likely pre-open. Certain guests and comped seats get in early, especially if there is a Meet & Greet before the show starts. However, Madonna’s grainy insta could (and probably is) the skilled work of a box office team selling seats on…

I legit got chills with her Whitney. Holy hell that was impressive.

Given the officer’s creepy “look at my keepsake!” mentality, I have a feeling the DNA evidence on that knife is highly... compromised.

Feeling like Trump’s web and social team may have gone to Trump University. Photo with cutout? Yes. Spellcheck lessons? Not offered in the curriculum.

Is this a funny? Is this how my mom felt when I used to laugh at “Charlie and Candy Mountain?”

Tweet Beat never fails to show me just how much T-Pain might be my spirit animal. I only know him as one of the guest stars from “I’m On a Boat” but like, every time I’ve seen one of his tweets, I’ve been floored at how he sounds off on the life experiences that I myself would sound off about. Like fucking…

Seriously - Leach lives the good life.

I’m super proud of little me for recognizing that being Princess Leia for Halloween instead of Britney Spears was always the right choice.

I’m thankful for this article because all of the Jez commenters’ two cents put in here is worth a million more laughs than really any comedy this chick has ever produced.

Is definitely Gerard Depardieu. Sepp Blatter, check. Right film premier I believe, check. Right actor, ummmmmm.

Obviously the bathroom closet is like such a better choice plus it doesn’t smell like tikka masala and pot stickers so it’s a win-win!

Please get out of my linen closet.

I live in Vegas and a friend of mine was a neighbor of hers. I hadn’t previously seen this video and it breaks my heart that she said it could happen to anybody because it’s so fucking true. She lives (lived? my friend hasn’t seen her around as much) in a nice area, she was very low key around her neighborhood and…