Corgi torsos unite!

Dear low-rise jeans: I hated you when I was a pudgy teen, I hate the thought of you even more now that I’m an adult with a lower beer gut that I haven’t been able to get rid of even though I quit drinking 3 years ago. Fuck you and your lack of gut coverage.

At my cousin’s wedding wayyyyy back in the 90’s, she took one flower out of it to dry and gave the rest of it to the flower girl (moi). I recently asked my mom if it was because I was being a little shit that day, and she said no; my cousin just didn’t want to do a bouquet toss because she had a few friends who were…

Live report from Vegas: As the temps go up, the umbrellas come out. It’s totally fine. You do you.

Oh... Oh my GOD. I’m happy you’re okay and I’m happy your baby’s okay, first of all. But that situation is just my worst nightmare. I’ve been putting on weight. I’ve been getting my periods. Oh god.

That solution sounds like one I want to approach now that I’ve read your story. Got a coupon for those tests or... just buyin bulk?

The title of this article just made me spit water all over my office and caused my boss to think I was choking. You’re doing God’s work, Erin.

Sorry for the loss of your father, and YES your mom sounds great. You got a good one :)

I was single through college then after for a few years, and I think my parents were afraid that I was either fighting demons with my sexuality or that I would end up lonely. Now that I’m in a long term relationship, they worry that if we break up I won’t take it well. They’re wrong to worry on all counts, but they’re…

I like her attitude, that furry grandkids are better than no grandkids. Good for her for embracing it.

As someone who regularly handles firearms, I can’t say enough how much of a PSA these photos are FOR KEEPING YOUR DAMN FINGER OUT OF THE TRIGGER GUARD. Jesus.

OK YES THANK YOU. I saw the photo and thought “did they pull an early teen photo of Taylor Swift for that cover...???” Don’t get me wrong, she’s gifted, it’s just the hair and makeup here make her look kind of creepy young to be on a GQ cover.

It’s stuff like this that just makes me go “bless my sweet-ass parents.” I’m mid-20s in a long-term relationship, my sister’s almost 30 and single, and my parents haven’t said word one to either of us about getting married and giving them grandkids. And the thing is, they won’t. That’s just not their style.

Yeah, I’m with you on that, but Grandma was pretty appalled. I think she was more appalled that we would have known had we gone to the family reunion like two years prior. That’s the difficulty with big LDS families, at least in our case - it’s so hard to get everybody together and when you do it’s like once in 15…

So uncharacteristic for her. She’s this prim and proper little lady.

FUN FACT! My sister and I grew up in a very small farming community. There was a boy that worked at our parent’s business, he was about her age, cute and nice, went to high school two towns over. They went to his prom together, and he officially asked her that night if they could date (they only held hands. so cute.…

Yeah I’m gonna need to see evidence. Who can pull that for us?

In Vegas, there’s a former politician/current crazy man named Lonnie Hammargren who has this sick house filled with memorabilia. I want to have a big ass house like that. They’re currently selling off stuff from the Riviera which closed recently, like a craps table for $3800. I would love to buy that, have it…

Amen. I have never noticed anything more than a sniffle in the spring here, and this spring I’ve been chomping allergy pills like M&Ms.