Should be one of the best days of our lives.

No way he’d make it as a punter.

I personally am thrilled at the notion of seeing the Lakers draft Ball, his janky-ass jumper, and his albatross of a father.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

You have no idea how weirdly appealing that is to me.

If only he’d beaten up a woman instead, this would be a redemption story. Actually wait he wouldn’t have been suspended in the first place. Priorities.

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

Nice