That peacock, tho ...

“her tweet showed bias” ... ffs. Her tweet acknowledged a patently obvious double standard at play.

I can see that being a tasty addition. I’m not a huge fan of garlic, so I’d go with young garlic since it’s milder than the cloves.

Oddly enough, I am enjoying green beans at this very moment. They are delicious. Little butter. Little salt and pepper. That's all that's needed.

I hear you ... here’s another good one!

wtf sort of nonsense is that?! 

Well, my favorite genre right now is electro swing. I like the grooves, and I like the way that old-timey swing sounds are being reinvented. Here’s a good representative sample:

I am mystified by the “warm wind” feature on the, uh, Jeep. I guess that means “heater”?

Royals ... they’re just like us!

I’m of the mind that *all* parasites are upsetting ... but maybe that's just me.

My, what a persuasive bunch!

Clearly, my horn knowledge is lacking. Thanks for the clarification! The guy was enthusiastically blatting as he was crossing the street. It made a ... distinctive ... noise

There was this guy strolling around with a tuba a couple weeks back ... 

Because a Fiero was in El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie ... ??

I see a lot of front drops going on ...

This sounds ... intriguing.

Courtesy of a Pawn Stars episode starring a Chris Craft: “You know what boat stands for, right? Bust Out Another Thousand”

Luckily, the leaf-blower pestilence has not struck the urban corner that I live on. But! The dude who CONSTANTLY skateboards up and down the block is really wearing on me. I don’t know what it is, but the noise that skateboards make just jangles my nerves.

No. No. No. Clearly, this person got hold of those rumored Russkie golden shower tapes involving, uh, you-know-who, and is preparing an elaborate blackmail scheme involving North Korea and hundreds of VHS machines.

Damn, I spent many hours and many quarters on Spy Hunter ... the sit-down version was the best, especially after smoking out in the parking lot. In the sit-down Spy Hunter, the speakers were right behind your head. The music sounded fucking amazing ...