Also, it is delicious.

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No need to get up to pee in the middle of the night ...

How do you escape this with “minor injuries”??? 

This reminds me of that one night during college that I hooked up with the hottie from my Econ class ... and, well, at least I was naked with her!

I'm pretty sure this ranks as 5 Throwgasms on the Magary scale ...

Ads, ad nauseum ...

I am not a super tennis geek, but I have watched many Federer matches. Shame on me for not noticing this before. Ridiculous and hilarious!

Yeah, Walk the Line was totally amazing. But, c’mon Drew, no mention of The Runaways?!?! Also totally amazing ...

+1 ... all the darkness of Guinness, with nearly twice the ABV!

Floyd, Keim and Minegar ... that sorta sounds like a law firm that would specialize in DUI-related cases.

Draymond decided the grass was not greener on the other side of the GS fence .. 

I thought NP was only a Jalopnik thing ... 

Man, the bass lines Trujillo lays down when he plays with the Infectious Grooves are just so fucking amazing. That's his creative outlet ...

“Pau ... I am your father”

When I feel the need for maximum meat-and-cheesiness, I go to Five Guys and order a double grilled cheese cheeseburger. Two grilled cheese sandwiches act as the tip and bottom bun, with the regular two patties and cheese between.

This happened to me the one time in Pony League that I somehow wound up playing third base. I decided then that it would be my last year of baseball.

I don’t know you. But I do know your writing through this site, and your writing style is concise, targeted and direct. Those qualities are not the product of an unhinged mind or an unhinged person. I’ve been lucky enough to make writing and editing a career, and I’ve worked with a lot of writers.

I like the regular Reese’s peanut butter cup, but I slather crunchy unsalted peanut butter (Adam's) all over the top of each cup. Yum!