I wonder about her parents, too. If they *are* right-wingers like her, they should have no problem kicking her off their health plan. Their own daughter is feeding at the gubmint trough!

He can lean in forever because that giant butt is such an excellent counterweight.

This is why we have elbows. They’re pointy, deliver more pain and are less difficult to fracture.

“luckily, I’m 24, so I’m still on my parents’ [health care plan],” So she was lucky to be born to parents who are so fabulously​ wealthy that they can afford to ... oh, wait.

Who is/are his “team”? Is he talking about his imaginary friend/friends or something?

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Try as I might, I just don’t understand the antipathy in this country toward universal health care. What is the problem? It’s not Communism. It should be a basic human right, you know, like in every other first-world country.

For sure, but they both answer to MLB leadership, and MLB leadership should be paying attention to more pressing issues. This trademark thing is silly and may well alienate the very demographic that MLB needs to make friends with.

Maybe MLB should be trying to figure out how to reverse its declining popularity instead of wasting time with this sort of nonsense.

Sorry. Just browsed the website. I know now what period underwear is.

Um ... what is “period underwear”? Like underwear from the 1920s? And is it comfortable?

Welp, so much for separation of church and state. It’s almost as if none of the current Cabinet members has ever read the Constitution or the Federalist Papers or the Declaration of Independence ...

Way to “make America great again” ... ffs.

Hmm. It’s almost as if Mr. White has some sort of pathological need to be seen, perhaps stemming from deep-seated insecurities.

I don’t know your former partners’ problem is; that To Catch A Predator joke is damn funny!

Love. That. Movie.

Of course he’s been a problem customer in the past. I would make an educated guess that he’s always been a problem. This episode is just the tip of the problem iceberg.

Well, darn. I thought maybe she was going to announce that she hired a clapping coach.

“Guys ... get your tickets now!”

That lead-off gif frightens me. He could be the star in a reboot of Re-Animator.