Yes. I would like to publicly apologize for my Britney Spears-inspired hair styles, shopping at Abercrombie, talking shit about that perfectly nice science teacher, and sassing my grandma.
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Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...
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Not at all. He's a blatant misogynist, whereas Eric Kester just seems like a pretty funny dude who I wouldn't mind hanging out with.
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