This is such a tired fucking argument. Do you really think Goodell is responsible for any of that?

I would party in Holland with you. No drinking though, just sugar topped bread.

It’s a lost cause, folks around here don’t understand how statistics work.

So...you’ve never been to even a mediocre restaurant?

Even by Deadspin standards this is a stupid fucking comment.

400+ stars? Jezebel = where we condemn domestic violence, unless you hit your cheating boyfriend in the dick, because that’s just funny!

How do we even know if Okafor is butt this year? Sixers won’t even put him on the court to confirm/refute his buttness.

Net rating isn’t fair in this case as the team around him is butt. He’s at least an average NBA starter, with room for growth.

I live in the DC area. There is one, ONE, “local” pizza place that’s any good. It just opened a second location in Northern VA, it doesn’t deliver, and it closes early (particularly on Sundays). There’s also a place right by my house, which has been open for 40+ years, that has fucking garbage Italian food that’s…

Papa “John” Schnatter

Counterpoint: QOTSA are fucking weak.

Fuck you.

Your wife is right. It’s close tho...

Fuck you, everyone should play “Take It Easy” every single god-damn day.

Horse-sized Honey Badger!

It’s almost as if people are complicated, and can be good in some ways and shitty in others. I’m actually with you here, it’s completely unfair and reactionary to just dismiss McNair as a “racist shitbag” because it ignores the legitimate good he’s done. But it’s Deadspin, so what can you do?

^^^ This. Trump probably doesn’t know the “F” in FDA stands for food.

“Soy is toxic.”

You...don’t understand how big time college athletics work. I went to Johns Hopkins, and that school lets morons in if they can play lacrosse at a high level. And that’s some small potatoes shit compared to FBS college football.

Holy shit, it works because “count the rings?” You have to be fucking kidding me.