.182?! He should take notes from the Romans. Now there is a group who knew how to hit the wood and bring home some bodies.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

How DARE you say such terrible things about Totino’s Pizza Rolls!

I have a coughing prevention machine.

Kermit’s really starting to become unhinged and irritable these days. Been a while since he grabbed a pig by the pussy, I guess.

How about not using the television as a babysitter, babe.

It’s just a silencing tactic, it’s basically tone trolling. She’s attempting to shut down discussion on the issue and using her kid as a pawn to do it. If she can get any mention of Trump’s latest faux pas to seem too improper to repeat, she can limit the spread, that’s all it is.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Yeah, all the people clamoring for him to quit don’t seem to realize that while Trump is the most hated candidate since people started polling for dislike, Clinton is the second most hated, which would allow pretty much anyone else taking over the ticket to just waltz right in.

The thing is, his supporters would REJOICE if he called her a cunt. He’d probably get a 10 point bump. It’s complete bizzarro world.

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

Yeah, I’m an Indians fan and I wish they’d finally let that one go. It’s super racist.

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I KNEW THIS WAS MADE UP. These fucking people. It’s always something with them. And now it’s a shady-as-shit lie designed to garner sympathy for some tasteless brat that deserves none. Oh, Kim, you “lost ten million dollars” in tacky jewelry? Cry me a fucking river. And you “thought” you were “gonna be raped”? But…

The breast implant one that featured uncensored medical nudity was shocking when it aired. It’s also how my brother found out that I was a lesbian.

This and, “What flavor Faygo best compliments this bologna Lunchable?”

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.