Amateur hour 

Yeah, and he made it twice, and was pretty snarky about it the second time. “Why did they think they would need the Dolphins stadium?” Uh, TO PLAY FOOTBALL GAMES DUDE.

Lol. This is a pretty egregious mistake. 

Billy, it would be pretty difficult for the Hurricanes to play in the Orange Bowl since it no longer exists (and hasn't for years). Facts: they're delicious!

Is Deadspin so down in the dumps they can’t afford to pay an editor to look this over? Both Miami teams have shared the stadium for awhile now.

I don’t like being this guy, because I really don’t have any problem with broadening your horizons as a writer, but if snark gets in the way of facts and even basic research, maybe stick to soccer.

“played for some reason in the Dolphins’ stadium”

a more or less meaningless game of the college Miami team might wind up hurting the chances of the pro Miami team to get a more or less meaningless home win has to cause a collective shrug by the local fan.

“C’mon, just have one drink. What’s the worst that could happen?”

NFL on QBs: “Tackles must break the laws of physics or you will be penalized.”

Serious question: why wasn’t this illegal use of hands to the face? I’ve always wondered about the offense-defense double-standard when it comes to trying to smash your opponent’s head, and I’ve always been too lazy to look into it.

Looks like we’re gonna have another player retire at half time.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

Are you claiming they are doing this live?  That sounds... unlikely...

This is not correct, in any way. Assuming you ignore DS3, Manus is the most likely candidate for the Pygmy. If you involve DS3, then there are 8 Pygmy Kings and furtive Pygmy refers to the entire race.

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”