Hey guys? You know you are going to have a hard time filling your jury box if you discount every woman person who has ever been sexually assaulted right?

verdicts were overturned after it was discovered that the foreman of the jury had been a victim of statutory rape

That trainer was driving you towards malnutrition. She has no business telling other people what to do with her bodies if that’s her idea of a good diet.

I met with a trainer once who said... “I don’t know, do you really care about these 10 lbs? Why not enjoy your life?” I gave her all my money.

I hate to defend SJP, but when you have no fat on your arms, your muscle tissue is more defined and you look more muscular than you are. So it’s possible that she doesn’t work out that much.

Thank you. That’s definitely the stat I think is most important here. I would have no idea where to start looking at today’s equivalent but that’s a start.

I stopped wearing makeup to doctor’s appointments so that they’ll take me seriously

I once actually had a doctor not test me for a certain condition because he claimed I should be paler! And I was too embarrassed not to correct him. But stopped wearing foundation to doctor appointments after that. I hadn’t given it a second thought until then.

I think a lot of men believe this is “no makeup”

the daytime concierge saw Amber in the lobby, appearing to wear no makeup, and says there was no evidence of any facial bruising.

This is what my mother in law wanted for her son. Instead she got a short, chubby, white girl, who waited 4 years to start having kids, and stays out late with her friends while her husband cooks dinner. Sorry Amma.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

The facts JES includes here are themselves a solid argument that critics should know something about what they’re critiquing. I’ve read and heard a *lot* about Beyonce this year and didn’t know until now that she owns a chunk of Tidal. Maybe thinkpieces shouldn’t get a pass on basic newsgathering.

This is where you do all that plus find a good lawyer for the civil suit that will bankrupt that asshole. And the company. Which I would like to avoid because one guy’s Sad Trombone Boner apparently rules all the fucking policy/promotion decisions so if you happen to mention its name we’re good.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

THIS. I have never been what anyone would call well-dressed, but I either wear nice jeans & a nice top, or a dress, because skirts that squeeze your belly all day are for the birds (and who has time to match TWO THINGS). I buy my winter tights a size too big, and throw an over-sized sweater over a dress. It’s…

I’m a print journalist aka jeans, t-shirt and if you’re lucky, I washed my hair. It’s hilarious when I got to press conferences and the TV reporters are all hot and sexy and then I show up and they’re like, who invited the homeless woman?

Not every company sizes the same, and depending on the shape and placement of your boobs, it isn’t unusual to find one bra that fits perfectly (or at least well), but have other bras made by the same company in the same size be a total fail. And I’m not just talking about Victoria’s Secret — this happens to me in very…

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.