From what I’ve read (too much info but my period has been SUPER irregular the last year so I take pregnancy tests like every 2 weeks and then when they’re negative I start to worry I’m in the tiny percentage of women who never have a positive Preg test and I’m going to have a baby on an airplane and have to go on “I…

When I was trying to get pregnant and it wasn’t working, I tried to cut out drinking (dumb). My husband got paranoid and cut off (some) drinking also. Once some time had gone by and I still wasn’t preggers, I said eff this I need a break from trying to make a baby. I ended up getting pregnant during one of the most…

My OB/GYN was old school. He told me to have a glass of wine or two a week while pregnant.

Say what you will about Charney but the product doesn’t need to be dragged in the process. I’d rather pay $28 for a basic tshirt and know it wasn’t made by a child or a slave in some unregulated death trap of a factory. They’re appropriately priced considering the implementation of organic cotton and that they’re made…

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

I mentioned this in another thread last night, but I volunteered in Flint on Sunday and what struck me most was the diversity of volunteers. I was a little freaked out to see a bunch of white men in camo that looked like Ammon Bundy supporters, but the volunteer coordinator said that Michigan militias have been…

They think they’re abolitionists.

On the other hand, my ex was found guilty of child abuse by CPS. He’s from money. He hired a hotshot criminal lawyer and a handful of “expert” witnesses and then a civil attorney who sued the department and the investigator specifically. They administratively overturned and closed his guilty verdict and never…

I’m not entirely sure why, but I’ve always been under the impression that it’s really difficult for foster parents to use kids as income because what they do get from the state is so abysmal that it barely covers the cost of feeding/clothing/housing the kid. I have no experience with child welfare, so I’ll totally…

So you’re telling me your cats DON’T wear circle contact lenses like Nano? I am shocked.

I believe that.

My cat is SUCH an asshole when I try to put eyeshadow on him. Like HELLO! Do you even want to be on trend?!

Uhhh, hello. They're scratching you because they want you to do a cat eye with black eyeliner.

Probably doesn’t lick her own rectum either, plus I bet she’d turn her nose up at a nice crunchy live mouse.

They’re weirdos who think they are actually animals born into human bodies. Sometimes they are fictional animals. Like, they’re a unicorn or a dragon or a were-horse. And not in an “I identify with this animal” sense, in a “I am this animal.”

No, you'd have to have like, little boxes for each size. Otherwise, how would you ever know?!?!?! I was a weird OCD little kid, too.

My fear is that he will continue to ruin dope Ryan Lewis beats.

What baffles me is why a gay man is telling straight men that not being nice to women is a good way to have sex with them. How would he know?

I said this to another commenter and I think it might apply to you-

My insurance provides this! An RN will come to the home a few days after you go home from the hospital. I think it'll be lovely but at the same time I'll be so anxious about what a wreck my house will probably look like.