This isn’t quite what you’re looking for, but American Apparel makes 98% cotton jeans that go down to quite small sizes...

That’s the thing. I’m way more interested in looking GREAT at 30 than looking “OK, she could probably pass as 25.” Lying about your age really only makes sense on resumes when you’re trying to hide the fact you fucked around for a few years after graduating and have no career progress to show for it.

The bralette I ordered from AE got returned immediately—cute shape, comfy, incredibly thin/cheap material. :( Their jeans are still good though!

There are some legit studies that show if you want to lose weight, buying some cute clothes that fit you at your current weight actually help you not hate yourself, which leads to taking care of yourself, eating/moving in healthy ways, etc.

It’s definitely worse than any of her other songs. Which is saying a LOT given how much I hated them.

Am I correct in thinking that if your toys are 100% silicone you’re good? Although honestly I have no idea what brand ours are and certainly didn’t save the (ugly-ass) packaging... hoping Babeland does a decent job of only selling safe products because that shit was expensive.

So, I only own one that I got like 70% off, but it really has held up better than anything I’ve bought in the past few years. Sweaters have just gotten progressively sadder piles of polyester pilling, but EF’s quality seems legit. I also think they are pretty conscious about not using slave labor, sourcing more…

I haven’t actually ordered any so I don’t know if it’s for real, but I took a quiz at True and Co that asks you a bunch of questions about how your current bra fits and suggests sizes/styles that will work best for you. If it works, it will be magical because going to Nordstrom’s for a fitting sounds terrifying.

What in the world tricks do they use to conceal this on the screen? Or would my head just look extra tiny if I were in a movie?

Every time Melissa McCarthy is in a movie lately, the trailer looks AWFUL and I end up loving the movie. I’ve wondered if they purposefully make the trailers seem terrible because most people are idiots and like terrible things?

I must say, Eileen Fisher’s petites work much better for my body type than J. Jill—I feel like JJ errs on the side of boxy, and their smallest waist size is an inch bigger than EF’s :( thank goodness for Nordstrom sales, I suppose.

In defense of Isa’s comment, I took her to be saying not that SHE is criticizing the look, but rather how in our mean-girl society Grace doesn’t get so much meanness thrown at her look. Personally, I think the bone structure + decades of connections to Important Fashion People helps, but I do also really LOVE her…

also, I thought we needed to see this one too, that lip bite OMG

Can we just have a Grace Coddington photo party? The only “older” beauty I am more obsessed with is Linda Rodin <3

YEP, she is 16 years old than me and my crows feet are definitely more intense than hers. However, watching her on American Idol with her not-very-expressive face made me appreciate my smile lines, and my ability to raise my eyebrow at things that deserve an eyebrow raise.

Despite the fact that it sounds like a description of a pet... it’s actually something I totally relate to. If people have weird vibes at me, I weird vibe right back at them. (I have generalized anxiety disorder, and it helps amplify any tiny thing people do and make me think it is a really big deal.) Anyways, seems…

I need to know if she gets like a cash allowance or something? Because I literally cannot understand being able to function as a person/mother/performer without the ability to buy iced coffee all the fucking time.

This is great, thanks! Off to go liberally powder my nose :)

When I All About Eve Anna Wintour and take charge of the Met Gala, I a going to stand at the door with armed guards and turn away everyone who didn’t fully commit to the theme.

My understanding is that baking soda=not good because the PH is really different from our skin’s optimal PH level. Like, I’d choose talc over baking soda :/ But if it’s working for you, who am I to say?