Thank you. It’s like telling Women to stop wearing Yoga pants. Fuck outtta here.

I was a valet in the early 90's for a few years at an office building which I’m convinced to this day was an alternate universe. It was a five-story deep garage. Same customers day-in day-out. Most of them lawyers. What’s weird is every one of them was very polite. But some of the cars dayum. One had an early 70's…