I was trying to come up with a clever French joke but I gave up.

int x=loan+creditbalance;

If you can’t handle being cursed out, you probably shouldn’t be a cop.

Don’t forget the brother from the Water Department who shaded him about his carbon footprint.

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

Corolla Hatch is a Good Car

I’m still waiting for the manual hellcat Pacifica :(

Praise Satan, that is a gorgeous car.

I know what you mean. I see games like Hollow Knight that have amazing artwork, and then there’s other games which aren’t even trying anymore.

So, it’s slightly less capable than a normal Honda Accord.

Valve charge 30%, Epic charge 12%.

“If you buy an EV to go road tripping today you need to get your head checked.”

Yeah but what if he powerbombed Nantz through a flaming table?

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?

It appears you have been triggered. Would you like a blanket and some warm milk? Or perhaps you should turn off your computer for the rest of the evening? I’m sure everyone else would prefer that option.

lol calm down this is a politics website