Dammit. I want my primary car to be electric, but I road trip frequently enough that I can’t foresee buying anything without 300+ miles of interstate range. I drove my old Mercedes E320 CDI over 700 miles (a full tank of diesel) without stopping on more than one occasion - stopping every 2.5 hours to charge for 30…

The guy’s been building winning race cars for decades, but I’m sure you’re right to assume he’s a chump.

Oh so apparently this whole time the St Louis Cardinals Doing It The Right Way™ took offense at bat flips because they weren’t extreme enough.

What’s the over-under that it’s concluded to be “unrelated”? And then some drug-related charges are brought up against the deceased?

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

Wait ‘til you hear about this singer, Barry White.

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

lol 

The Browns are the Kia Nissan of the NFL.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Holy craaaaap, the lady in the yellow jumpsuit was the little girl from her video back in the day?? Thats amazing.

Awe yeah, Alyson Stoner back to perform her dance solo!
I was totally bopping up and down on the couch for that whole performance. Missy killed it!

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

I totally agree. But I didn’t like the red side mirrors so I went to Toyota’s website and built one to see what it’s like without. I was surprised to discover they offer a soft top option, so I added that as well.

First off, fuck you, we have seven.

Delaney goes back to insurance lobby talking points about “fantasy” policies.