““I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that.””

No, Mark, you are making 11,000 other people take responsibility for that. You are taking no responsibility.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

Now now, he's probably doing both. Probably his favourite kind of hentai too.

Taking a break from grooming children I see.

Take it from a Floridian: Skip the parks and enjoy the state’s natural beauty instead. There are some INCREDIBLE springs, and the beaches are god-tier. Awesome food, too (shoutout to Aunt Catfish’s in Port Orange—you get a fresh, handmade cinnamon roll with every order, and they ROCK). I moved to Southern California…

It could be real.  Maybe the animal they make them from is going extinct.

Nah this time it’s for real. In fact it’s the farewell tour for all meat on the menu, and after this “McWoke” is going full vegulon in 2023. And they’re announcing that Grimace is nonbinary. I learned all of this from a newsletter distributed under windshield wipers throughout my neighborhood.

Sudeikis apparently did ask for it not to happen in front of their kids so not at school and the like, but otherwise process servers pick when to serve their papers not their clients, and purely on when they can get to whomever.

This is one of those celebrity breakups where it starts out looking like there is a clear victim and a clear villain only as the details emerge it turns out BOTH of them are awful people. 

Serious question.

I would like to know what this special salad dressing Olivia makes. I suspect it's just ranch. 

Have you been to a Gamestop lately? I picked up groceries and some power steering fluid while looking for some Splatoon Amiibo reissues the other day.

The increase in the use of robotics across the spectrum of work isn’t surprising.

Oh yeah, these take me back to all the weird four eyed stuffed animals and action figures I had as a kid.

As usual, everyone sleepin’ on Venture Brothers:

I smell multiple lawsuits incoming.

Biblically accurate fast food mascots

Honest question, would this have done better if released during Pride?

Billy Eichner is what will be keeping me away from the movie. And rom-coms don’t really entice me to the theater. I’ll catch it on streaming though.

“For all of recorded history”