France had no problems overthrowing their monarchy.

Every time I deal with a spider I think about the copy of Plants vs Zombies that ended up stuck on Fahey’s office ceiling and wonder if it’s still there.

Everything about this article depresses me.

I remember my dad getting really irritated once when I was listening to Danzig that “this is just warmed over Jim Morrison” and basically asking what was wrong with the kids these days.  Obviously I rolled my eyes as hard as I could but I FUCKING GET IT NOW DAD

“Put on every year by MTV, the VMAs is basically the Oscars for music videos”

This kind of thing is fairly common actually. When a new Happy Meal promotion rolls out, the stores don’t always get the toys and/or boxes on time. So they make do with whatever they have laying around. I’ve seen it happen tons of times.

She’s a fucking nurse, she knows there are easier and less destructive ways to commit suicide. She could have taken an insulin overdose and sat in a closet.

Having seen the footage it is hard to feel sorry for her, and I’m not even going to try. Unless she has some sort of phenomenal medical condition as her defense, then she deserves every year.

They can be all ages. Hell, one of the originals (Surge) is a military lieutenant. 

Hey if it’s good enough for the livestock, it’s good enough for the kids!

Reminds me of the swimming pool we had at the ranch growing up:

I mean, in-ground pools are just wet holes in the ground. What a weird take.

The Horizon bundle was available on multiple days (and several hours each time) on playstation direct last week.  Keep an eye out...

And if can’t  claim it anonymously, lock all your social media accounts down. As private as they can go. Become a ghost

If at all possible, it varies by state, ALWAYS claim it anonymously. The fewer people who know you won the better. You will get inundated by requests for loans, giving away money from strangers, friends and family BE CAREFUL it can destroy relationships. Personally if I won, never gonna happen though I am going to buy…

It’s not an investment. It’s gambling. Gambling is a form of entertainment.

When the jackpot gets big enough to be in the news, I buy tickets. For me, it’s worth a few bucks to have the chance to win, and to dream about what you’d do with the winnings.  Dreaming about $1000 isn’t worth a dollar to me.  I don’t dream…

As someone who crushed on someone before I found out she was a lesbian let me tell you, Its the easiest of all let downs to accept. And yes...she was gay and it was not a line. Either that or she has been hooking up with women for years just to keep up the lie.

I feel like the original author has zero actual experience with this situation. The real question is how do you shut that shit down so it doesn’t turn into a fucking mess. Like, when your friend is married and still trying to get lucky with you. Or, when you start sleeping with a friend and their personality changes in…

No one is bitching about that, settle down

This followup question is so American it hurts me.