I think it’s the promotion for the film. I’ve seen a bunch of the trailers, and they’re just all over the place, a sloppy mess that doesn’t make the film feel fresh or fun. I’m sure the film itself is just fine, but... the promotion for it didn’t make me feel like I need to see it and can wait for it to hit Disney+ in…

This is definitely the end of Disney. I'm gonna head down to Orlando and see if I can pick up a gently used Jimmy Carter robot for cheap.

Maybe... Just *maybe*...

What?! No!

Oh, that’s easy.  Musk doesn’t have a company that makes electric trams.

But think of the epic disaster specials that will be produced after a lithium fire inevitably ignites in that extremely confined space. It’s going to be some bachelor party’s own personal Hindenburg.

The road is covered with wool carpet, and the car is wearing socks.

Eh.  Installation is a fairly minor problem that can be solved.  Long and short term maintenance is going to be the major problem.  A system that can’t handle constant road resurfacing, repairs, and weather related damage to roads isn’t a viable system.

Buy a gal a drink first!

It’s crazy and makes no sense, but somehow it’s the only idea that makes any sense at all. I kind of love it. 

Salty?

Yea sorry, fuck this game. One of the only games (mmm...THE only game) I’ve refused to buy from Blizzard.

Agreed. It’s just ugly Sonic.

Looks like Sonic to me

Same deal with with interest in Star Wars. I heard through the grapevine that he took Episode 9 because, in his words, it would be “good for his career.” (And his leaked screenplay very tellingly read like someone who’d just boned up on sourcebooks.)

What’s this about Jurassic World? There’s no movies after Jurassic Park. Not a single one. I might have seen something about World but in retrospect, nope, it doesn’t exist.

I have a feeling they’ll be teaching us that lesson again in a few years.

Ultimately, all three of those movies were terrible, and the lion’s share of the blame lands at Kathleen Kennedy’s feet.  They need to fire her and put Dave Filoni in charge.

So, there’s only one good Jurassic Park movie, which we have relearned 6 times now.

A film from the director of The Book of Henry is “colossally terrible”? I’m shocked. Shocked!