Arguably the wettest Batman movie ever. 

As soon as you mentioned the mist I just assumed you walked out of there soaking wet. The Batman is very wet movie.

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

Did you know you can buy those chairs for your home? Did you also know that the Back to the Future Blu-rays have not only the BTTF: The Ride video from the now-defunct ride at Universal but also all the motion programming, and that if you hook your Blu-ray player up to the chair, you can ride BTTF: The Ride?

Anyway,…

People have always named their kids weird shit, don’t act like this is anything new. i knew a girl in late 80's / early 90'swho was named Jeopardy.

Getting knocked up by your asshole on-again/off-again boyfriend: Understandable. Shit happens.

Bummer! But understandable. Advance Wars has the worst luck. The original released the day before 9/11...

Dangit. I understand why, but still...

Well that’s disappointing but understandable.

The original is about 25 years old. For all we know that was the last time he played it so he could just be confusing details.

Sometimes she punches you so hard dolphins come out of the ground.

Are they going to continue the Pokemon tradition of giving the female avatar a wider more varied wardrobe than the male avatars?

You should probably check the URL up top before bitching about Jalopnik.

Meh, who cares? This is the REAL cool announcement:

Sir, this is an Applebees.

No-one did. It’s why the post starts with “if”.

There’s still time.  Never give up, never surrender.

So dude has at least one ex they’re embarrassed to have ever dated.

Cavill plays 40k and builds PCs - that dude doesn’t have any spare money to invest in NFTs!

Please for the love of god don’t let there be any bullshit with Henry Cavill. Dude seems like the most genuine nice guy and that picture at the top of the article shows how happy he makes people