realize why they’re all crap movies. Even the originals.

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China? Gun ownership has absolutely nothing to do with this idiots behavior.

YOU CAN’T SPOIL MY DREAMS WITH YOUR REALITY!!!

Please tell me there is a video somewhere of one of these guys paying the toll, while in their car.

Goddammit. I left the ez pass in the other car!

More like B pillar?

The E39 M5 is my favorite BMW of all time. But I think the Z8 is pretty timeless as well.

Before anyone starts with the E39 started in the 90s crap, keep in mind the M5 didn’t start (EDIT: US) production until 2000.

Most timeless? I mean, duh!

Aston Martin V8 Vantage, dude. Raphael will fill you in on the details when he stops gibbering.

For those ready to accuse Raphael of acting:

From what I understand, there is no NDA, but the fucks at Ferrari will pull your exclusives to other new models and other such BS.

The guy on the Segway accomplished something his competitors couldn’t: Testing negative for HGH.

“Bolt is not quite a shoo-in for 2016 glory, though. “

Jesus, it’s disturbing headlines Mad Libs night at Gawker Media.

Today can fuck right off and die.

Doesn’t have to be tiny: