Yeah. And Uluru ain’t red.

You’re an idiot Doug. Easels have 3 legs.

The thing of most importance that we need to take away from all this is that Doug does a damn good (or peculiar, take your pick) impression of an iguana...

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

Some turkey and his girlfriend / mom / dayhooker pulled up in one of these the other night, and tried to get me to race. I’m in a beat up ‘91 Nissan hardbody, so I’m not sure what he was trying to prove. But the guy on the other side had the final word as he rolled coal straight into the guys open cockpit. It’s the…

No, but my God, I’m so excited to post the traffic stop story. It’ll go up next week. I even recorded my interaction with the (first) cop, and I swear the first thing he said (after ‘license and registration’) was “Why are you sitting over there?”

Uuuugh, I know a guy with a Slingshot. He does that. It’s so bad that when I (a photographer) requested a personal shoot with the vehicle (on my time and money), HE WOULD NOT LEAVE THE VEHICLE. I don’t mean leave it with me. He wouldn’t get out of the damn thing. I’d be like “hey I need some shots of just the vehicle…

“My car journalist buddies are mad because they think it sucks. My moto journalist buddies are mad because they want to play with it. My girlfriend is mad because she doesn’t know if she should be embarrassed or not. I’m mad because I’m sitting at a desk watching the seconds I have it in my possession tick away.”

PUT ON BATMAN MASKS AND DRIVE AROUND COSTA MESA

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

Get it up on 2 wheels. Remember, pics or it didn’t happen. Also, stoppies don’t count.

Nevermind, he only got one but supposedly had a history of being a non-compliant patient and fucked it all away in a botched robbery attempt and resulting police chase.

I like to believe six people have suddenly discovered they can drive manual, apply a dab of opposite lock and heel toe shift.

I wasn’t speeding officer, it’s my new kidney making me do that. ;)

Well, here’s hoping it doesn’t go to waste like that one kid that got a double heart transplant...

Those aren't replacements. They're upgrades. :)

Smokescreen is not an attacking move, it is a status move that reduces the foe’s accuracy by one stage.

No plaintiff or defendent really get the full value of their judgement if they have to pay attorney’s fees.

What a stupid statement.

Thank you for reminding me that our boat has been rock solid reliable and our dealer has been excellent!