Go tell them they're dumb

Still won't drop to anything reasonable though.

Its the arcade handling throwing you off

Dammit Jalopnik! Here I was avoiding paying the $100 for this until I buy the new DJM-S9 and get through this semester and you just go blabbing on and on about how awesome it is. I skipped FM5 because of the problems it had early on and didn’t have an Xbone until a year later but now I’m itching for some FM goodness

It's not really a joke any more, it's a dead horse.

Damn I wish I was that clever

They buy them hoping they will break honestly.

Damn I would get them just because they're called Blizzaks

Jay Leno probably honestly gives no fucks about his collections value. I guarantee he turns his garage into a museum as part of his will.

Except dodge has done it in 2015: the hellcat.

Tyga on the MTV show “Bustas”

That's probably a bit overkill

I already have one of those...it's a bullhorn

Is that the thing now? Install multiple horns so your ship can play one or two songs?

You'll need a Marauder to win a tug of war with a tow truck.

I get the appeal. Seriously I would’ve loved to have these when I had to do yardwork as a kid.

Let’s be honest, the most timeless design of the last decade is the same as it as been for the 40 decades before; the Porsche 911.

But he gave you a story for us to laugh at slingshot owners with, and for that, we thank you.

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Let’s be honest 95% of us do what we do for the money.