And presumably the Jimmy Carter animatronic could be repurposed as a kind of swingball pole. 

Conan is so good at making something out of nothing.  His charm and humor just make it entertaining.  Sometimes the best part of his podcast are just him screwing around with the people who work with him on it.

This just makes you seem stupid.

“I do not discount Christine Blasey Ford’s story, but the timing is interesting. Brett Kavanaugh has been in the public eye for decades. Now that he’s about to be a Supreme Court Judge, this is coming out. Hmmm”

Conan deciding to read out the TIBCO website information was just sublime. As for his relentless roasting of the boss.

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

“Why won’t she stick to her own kind!”

That was...Good.

So obligatory it’s in the article itself!

A few things from a person on the ground in Michigan:

The children not knowing about Spinal Tap makes me feel old and sad.

Spinal Tap, man.

Under my plan of Minecraft for All, the top ome pah-cent of game-ahs would be required to host their fair share of modded Minecraft servahs.

I can only contribute with what I think it’s one of the most underrated Simpsons quotes:

Unlike Joe Biden who is a holy saint, if you ignore the groping, and support of segregation that is

I’m a bigger fan of the E-girl, Doja Cat, “I’m just like a cool girl who likes anime titties like the rest of us....” kinda croak. It’s closer to the Kardashian kind.

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

Whooooo Boy what a dumb take

They don’t look like the Strokes that sang that song in 2001. I'd say they’re Diff’rent Strokes.