Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Amazon Prime’s got Monster Squad! (not to mention, Wolfman’s got nards!)

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

I’m ungreying you so everyone else can see how unbelievably stupid you are.

So yet again we have black women stepping in to fix something a white man has screwed up. =)

Or House of Leaves.

Because he’s an actual leftist and they share the same anticapitalist values. 

Interesting comma placement.

... literally every journalist, and website for nerds calls it classic.

I remember when it was more subtle, much like this interaction:

Exactly! It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia was better back when it was known for its subtlety!

I did a search for both “kitten” and “baby”*, and neither showed up, so obviously, this is an incomplete resource, at best.

I am a lifetime carnivore who is trying to make smarter choices for the planet, and I have to say the Impossible Burger is amazing. That is all.

Great question! You can watch on the Apple TV app on your iPhone or Mac. And according to Apple:

You can start the mirror for Roku app on your iPhone/iPad and stream from your device or your Roku device should support Airplay2 (coming soon to Roku) to directly cast the stream to your TV via Roku. Or ignore Roku all together and check if your smart TV supports Airplay2 (Apple’s equivalent of Chromecast).

I am not sure I understand? The Israel apartheid is real, it is supported by racist Zionists. The Islamic state and the Israeli military ARE both murderous and HAVE both committed war crimes are they both terrorist groups? Well, the Islamic state is but there are COMPLETELY different rules for the Israeli military…

Personally, when I decide who I am going to vote for, I shut out everything except Jezebel articles that came out 15 months before the election. So you’re definitely onto something and not at all acting like a caricature of a centrist boomer with a head full of conventional wisdom they’ve never examined.

“Here’s What You Missed By Scrolling to the Bottom of This Article and Not Reading It.”

Cool...

Israel has mandatory national service. How is her being Ex-Israeli Army in any way noteworthy? I know plenty of people serving and ex-army who couldn’t beat me (an ordinary civvy) in a footrace or a fight. Just saying.......